Memes, AGAIN! (I'm an illegal immigrant...)

Stolen from FA.  Here it goes...

[x] - You like cheese.

[ ] - You hate peanuts.

[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.

[x] - You have farted today.

[ ] - You have choked on something.

[x] - You are a writer.

[ ] - You smoke. (plan to)

[x] - You like to swim.

[x] - You have farted more than once today.

[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (i'm a 450 pound platypus bear with purple toes and silver wings)

[ ] - You are an only child.

[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. (dad has lots of dogs, i don't have one yet)

[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.

[ ] - You are an alcoholic.

[ ] - You are under 20 years old.

[ ] - You are over 30 years old.

[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x] - You like jewelry. (pretty pretty shiny shiny...)

[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (and R&B and Dubstep)

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs (>63.5 kg for metric)

[x] - You like pirates. (and ninjas and cowboys and wizards and knights and...)

[x] - You like anime.

[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (we always have that inner fanboy/girl)

[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.

[ ] - You have a job.

[ ] - You live with your parents.

[x] - You like to eat eggs. (and ham)

[x] - You have a religion.

[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.

[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (I like to try new things.)

[x] - You are bad at math. (algebra, statistics and calculus is ok...)

[x] - You love electronics.

[ ] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.

[ ] - You cuss a lot.

[x] - You believe in aliens. (and space orks)

[x] - You play video games.

[ ] - You have low self-esteem.

[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 20

[x] - You like flowers.

[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual.

[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Meow)

[ ] - You have used tarot before.

[x] - You believe in ghosts.

[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (i can't answer that...)

[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. (can't answer that either...)

[x] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (thank you, 9gag)

[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.

[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[x] - You like fire. (so sniggly warm and bright)

[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.

[x] - You have a high school diploma.

[ ] - You live in America.

[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.

[x] - You consider yourself a nerd. (not JUST a nerd, a gay nerd without most of the stereotypes)

[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.

[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.

[ ] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (a la Chanel et al)

[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (lots of em in my ancestral home)

[x }:} ] - You like watermelon.

[ ] - You live in Europe.

[x] - You have a fetish for something. (Who doesn't?)

[x] - You fidget a lot.

[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.

[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz. (nope)

[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.

[x] - You have a brother. (three, actually)

TOTAL SO FAR = 34 (Lol 34.  I'm a dirty boy...)

[ ] - You can cook well. (A bit better than average, yeah.)

[x] - You like to party. (but not the wild one, messy)

[x] - You are a bad dancer. (Not that bad, though)

[x] - You are a professional dancer. (Not really, but I think myself as one)

[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (they run away instead)

[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.

[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.

[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.

[x] - You have run away from something.

[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (i'll add it with mentos)

[x] - You have done an odd experiment. (Curry pancakes?...)

[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.

[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.

[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.

[ ] - You hate to be tagged.

[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.

[x] - You have a FurAffinity subscription. (do I?)

[x] - Your hair is brown. (does black count?)

[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 49

[ ] - You have dressed up for Halloween.

[x (Would I not?!)] - You love cats.

[x] - You have a quirky personality.

[x] - You are a coffee addict.

[x] - You live near a body of water.

[ ] - You have had a toothache.

[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.

[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".

[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.

[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (and other variations)

GRAND TOTAL = 55

0-25 = A spaceship.

26 = Corn.

27 = The Chosen One.

28 = A donkey.

29 = Flashlight.

30 = Weed.

31 = Stalker.

32 = Poodle.

33 = A turd.

34 = Pacifier.

35 = Chili.

36 = A continent.

37 = Bamboo.

38 = A Nissan Skyline.

39 = Pedophile.

40 = A rather large and smelly fish.

41 = Parachute.

42 = Mob of angry sheep.

43 = A clone of yourself.

44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.

45 = Pincushion.

46 = Toilet seat.

47 = Ninja.

48 = Psycho passion fruit.

49 = Yellow snow.

50 = Flammable.

51 = A poison Easter basket.

52 = A dirty diaper.

53 = Mammary gland.

54 = A moose humping a guardrail.

55 = An illegal immigrant.

56 = Tofu.

57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.

58 = Staple gun.

59 = Tail feather.

60 = A white rapper.

61 = A shotgun shell.

62 = Sexy as hell.

63 = A popcorn fart.

64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.

65 = Fortune cookie.

66 = Barack Obama.

67 = Chinchilla.

68 = Weapon of mass destruction. [I'm dangerous baby!!!]

69 = An epic failure at everything.

70 = Sweat.

71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.

72 = Bicycle tire.

73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.

74 = The Bubonic Plague.

75 = Turkey.

76 = Amoeba.

77 = A lice-infected hobo.

78 = The ruler of all evil.

79 = Horny toad.

80 = Fairy Godmother.

81 = Tuba.

82 = Anorexic llama capillary.

83 = Moldy snot.

84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.

85 = Doppelganger.

86 = Future porn star.

87 = Unnatural disaster.

88 = Statistical database.

89 = Genital lice.

90 = Rocket launcher.

91 = Ruby vomit.

92 = Maggot.

93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.

94 = Pudding.

95 = A gravy train.

96 = Santa Claus.

97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.

98 = Decaying insect corpse.

99 = Blood bank.

100 = Freak of nature and humanity.